Prezzo Format: The Essay Cheat Code

Gotta speedrun this so I can get back to my goon grind. The Prezzo(Precis) format is the cheat

code to insta-start an essay. It's a four-sentence giga-chad paragraph that snags the core

elements of a big brain essay. Sentence 1 packs in the Author's Rizz,

the genre vibe, title of the grind, and the drop date (in Parentheses). Then smack in a

goated verb (like "assert," "yap,"etc.), and the giga-thesis your article vibes with.Sentence 2

is the vibe where she rolls out those sigma level arguments to rizz up the audience. Sentence 3 hits

you with the author's sigma purpose. It's the skibi message she's throwing at the audience to

wake up their inner mogger.The 4th skibidi is the rizz statement for your RA goon fest.