Pride and Profit

A couple strutted into a five-star restaurant, the husband barking at the waiter,

“Take us to the best VIP table!” As they waited, the wife spotted a man quietly placing

his order at the counter. “Josh? What a coincidence,” she said.

“Who’s that?” her husband asked. “My ex-boyfriend. He cried like a baby when I dumped

him. Looks like a construction worker now. Can he even afford to eat here?”

Her husband smirked. “Buy him food so he won’t starve.” “No need,” Josh said calmly without

looking up. Trying to show off, the husband ordered loudly, “Waiter!

Two bottles of your most expensive drink.” “The same,” Josh replied. The husband glared.