Prime Tyson vs 100 Bloodlusted Toddlers

⏱️ 0–2s (HOOK – do NOT waste this) VO: “What if ONE prime Mike Tyson fought

ONE HUNDRED toddlers.” (Minecraft parkour + Subway Surfers gameplay) ⏱️ 2–6s (Absurd

setup) VO: “No weapons. No prep time. Neutral arena.

Toddlers are bloodlusted.” (Cut to stock crowd noise + flashing text: “WHY IS THIS A DEBATE”)

⏱️ 6–12s (Immediate controversy) VO: “Because here’s the problem… Mike

Tyson can knock out maybe ten per minute.” (Zoom text: “TEN. PER.

MINUTE.”) ⏱️ 12–20s (Brainrot math) VO: “But toddlers don’t

fear death. They swarm. They bite. They cry for emotional damage.”