Procrastination Chronicles: A Relatable Struggle

Bro, why do I procrastinate like it’s my full-time job?? I’ll have ONE simple

task, like send an email, and suddenly I’m deep-cleaning my room,

reorganizing my sock drawer, researching the life cycle of sea cucumbers—LIKE WHY.

And my brain’s like, “We’ll start in five minutes,” but five minutes turns into a whole Netflix

season. The worst part? I get the sudden urge to be productive at THE MOST cursed

hour. It’s 11:58 PM and suddenly I’m like, “Let’s fix my entire life.” Then by morning,

I’m back to square zero staring at my to-do list like it personally offended me.