Productivity Paradox

Today is the day. Total productivity mode activated. I am locking

in. But Alex's brain was currently busy processing a very important question.

Wait, do penguins actually have knees or are they just built like that?

Okay, just one quick look at my phone to check the weather.

Four hours later, he had mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing. I deserve a

snack for thinking about working so hard. You know what? I will just

start tomorrow. The vibes are off today. Inspiring. A true visionary

of procrastination. The grind never stops.