Proving I’m Not AI With a Shoe

“I want to say you’re AI. How do I prove I’m not AI? What’s the best

way to prove I’m not—yeah, okay. No. You might be AI,

bro. No, I’m just in a hotel. The Wi-Fi here is crappy.

Honestly, the lag right now is so ironic. But seriously, tell me something

to do to prove I’m not AI. To prove I’m not AI, you want me to put

my shoe on my head? Before I put a fucking shoe on my head, I just want to ask: how did I get to

the point in life where people unironically—because there are people in your chat right now who are being

dead serious—think I’m AI? That’s kind of sad that this is where things are at.