Pyramid Heist: Man Shrinks and Steals Giza

A man just stole the entire Pyramid of Giza and nobody saw it coming. Security cameras

caught him casually walking up to the ancient wonder at three in the morning. He pulled out what

looked like a shrink ray from a cartoon and blasted the massive structure. The pyramid shrank

down to the size of a briefcase. He picked it up, tucked it under his arm,

and started running across the desert. Egyptian authorities are now chasing him through the

Sahara while archaeologists are having complete meltdowns. The UNESCO World Heritage Committee

called an emergency meeting. Meanwhile, this guy is sprinting with four thousand

years of history bouncing against his hip. Egypt is offering a ten million dollar