Randy Rainbow for President

Hey, now. Everybody come and gather round. We've got a

superstar, the best in our town. With a wink and a smile,

charisma like fire, Randy Rainbow's here. He's our heart's desire. When the world's

gone crazy, folks, don't lose your cheer. Randy's got the

wit, with jokes that are clear. With a quip and a lilt,

he's the king of the scene. Down with the dick, long live the

queen. Yeah. Raise your hands, let's declare it in the light

of the moon. We're dancin' in the streets, make way for the tune.