Real-Time Mocap vs Karen Panic

“Karen, it’s just real-time motion capture. Same tech they used for Gollum in Lord

of the Rings. Relax—it’s not a sex robot, it’s a demo. Though watching

you clutch your pearls harder than a Victorian duchess is the real entertainment here.”

“Pretty impressive sync, honestly. Zero latency, smooth tracking—better

frame rate than your average Karen meltdown on Nextdoor. At least the avatar doesn’t threaten

to speak to the manager every five seconds.” “Admit it—the tech is slick.

Cleaner motion than half the influencers lip-syncing to Doja Cat. Meanwhile you’re

over here acting like he personally body-snatched Barbie. Take a breath. Your sage stick