Red Flag Pizza Deliveries

Howdy! Your friendly neighborhood pizza-delivery Dino here, with the latest

tips on how to stay alive in this gig economy. For the record, most of the customer

requests are pretty standard. Wear a funny hat. Do a funny dance. Shout a funny phrase.

Usually just stuff to brighten up someone’s day. The red flags, though,

are for the special customer requests. When I say “red flag,” I mean red sticky notes on

the pizza boxes. Usually written all in CAPS in case the redness isn’t emphasis enough

for how important they are. Some examples of recent red flag deliveries include:

Leave pizza outside room 665. Keep headphones with music on at all times while