Retail Row Massacre: The Default Revolution

“Fire and you’ll be eliminated!” Yelled Henry Knocked to Private Hugh Wipe moments before

the Retail Row massacre. Long before Fortnite OG, the level 100 British sweats dominated

over the level 1 default on Fortnite island, primarily in Retail Row.

One night, a British swear was looting a chest when a default approached. He began spamming

emotes and throwing grey loot at the guard. Furious, the level 100 sweat

pickaxed the default, which attracted multiple third party squads. The defaults warned

the guards not to shoot, but blinded by the rage of being trash talked,

the guards pulled out their hunting rifles, and began eliminating the level one defaults.