Revenge on the Roommate’s Loofah

“I pissed on my roommate’s loofah because she refused to pay me back.” I know that sounds

crazy—but listen. My name’s Alex, and I lived with Maya Collins. At first,

everything was fine. Then rent started coming late. Utilities too. I kept covering

for her to keep the peace. Then she borrowed $480. She promised she’d

pay me back on her next paycheck. Weeks passed. Nothing. Every time I asked,

she brushed it off like it was no big deal. One night, I overheard her

planning a weekend trip with her friend Lily—hotels, drinks, shopping.

That’s when I knew she was never going to pay me back. I didn’t confront her.