Ringo’s Mustard Bath Mishap

Nobody wants to help a starving raccoon becasue he smells like last week's garbage.

Ringo wakes up starving, his stomach growling louder than a lawnmower.

He waddles toward a picnic table where humans are eating sandwiches. The moment he

gets close, a lady screams and throws her purse at him. He tries the

trash can next, but even the pigeons fly away when they catch a whiff.

A squirrel literally covers its nose with both paws and runs up a tree.

Ringo sits down, confused, sniffing his own armpit. His eyes cross

as the smell hits him like a brick wall. He gags at his own stench.