Roasted by a Kid and a Raccoon

So I’m at Target, right? I go in for ONE thing — deodorant — which obviously

means I walked out with everything except deodorant. But anyway, I’m walking around,

and I see this little kid staring at me… like hard. I’m thinking maybe he recognizes me

from somewhere, right? Nope. He walks up and goes,

‘Are you the guy from my mom’s Facebook?’ And I’m confused because… what does that even mean?

So before I can respond, he pulls out his mom’s phone — shows me a picture — and

tell me why this child is holding up a photo of a raccoon wearing sunglasses.

A RACCOON. He goes, ‘She said this looks like you.’ And bro… the worst