Roblox: A Personal Challenge

Bro why does every Roblox game feel personally against me? I join a normal

obby and suddenly I’m speedrunning like I’m in some Olympic event I did NOT sign up

for. Then there’s always that ONE kid who jumps on my head like I’m a trampoline.

Like chill bro, I’m just trying to survive level 2. And don’t even get

me started on Roblox doors… Why does the game spawn a monster the SECOND I blink?

I open one door and boom—heartbeat monitor moment. Also why are trades in Adopt Me basically

a scam convention? I offer something fair and the dude’s like: “Add.”

Bro ADD WHAT?? My soul??? Roblox is fun but sometimes it feels like the game is