Rocket Raccoon's AI Customer Service Rant

**BRAINSTORM SUPPORT SERVICE:** Rocket Raccoon reacts to actual trend: AI chatbots replacing customer service.

He calls a company's AI hotline and loses his mind over the robotic responses. Peak frustration

comedy with his signature brutal sarcasm. **VIDEO SCRIPT:** Listen up fleshbags,

I just spent twenty minutes arguing with a robot because apparently hiring actual people costs

too much. I call this so-called customer service line and some AI lady keeps saying

she understands my frustration. You understand nothing, you glorified toaster. I asked for a refund

and she offered me yoga tips. Then she transferred me to another robot who asked the same

dumb questions. I've stolen spaceships with better security than this phone maze.