Rocks Doing Parkour for Millions of Years

BRO. How come nobody told me that the "rock cycle" is just rocks doing

parkour for millions of years? "Okay, so you begin with igneous rock alright?"

"That's the kind of rock that said "I came from lava, don't talk to me."” It’s literally molten

lava, cooled-down rage. That’s not geology; that’s anger control. Now just kind of

sits there. Freezing. Minding his business. AND THEN--boom “Nah”,

said the Rain responded, “actually no.” "I'm about to ruin this man's entire

career," said Ice. Now it's sediment. Congratulations. You are crumbs. Then the crumbs

are compacted and cemented—just the Earth doing its thing: And now it is sedimentary