Ron the Clash Royale Enthusiast

This is Ron, the Clash Royale addict. His mornings don’t begin with breakfast—they

begin with him shouting **“Hog rider!”** as he sprints to the bathroom like it’s a last-second

push. At school, he arranges his pencils neatly on his desk and calls

it his *deck*. When the teacher asks him a question, he raises his hand slowly and whispers,

**“Elixir’s low.”** By lunchtime, his juice box is placed dead center of the table like

a tower, guarded by chips on both sides. If anyone reaches for one,

Ron slams the table and yells, **“Defend the crown!”** On the playground, dodgeball isn’t

a game—it’s an arena. He points at other kids and calls them goblins, then dives behind