Ronaldo’s Döner Shop Showdown

Ronaldo owns a Döner shop in Berlin and Messi is his employee. Every day Ronaldo stands behind the

counter yelling at Messi to slice the meat faster. Customers walk in asking for extra

sauce and Ronaldo screams at Messi to move quicker. Messi tries his best but Ronaldo

keeps throwing cabbage at him saying he is too slow. One customer asked who makes better

Döner and Ronaldo grabbed the knife from Messi and started cutting the meat himself at lightning

speed. He wrapped the Döner in three seconds flat, handed it to the

customer, then pointed at Messi and said this is why I am the real goat of this

kitchen.