Roommate Rituals Gone Wild

Alright chat… someone PLEASE explain what kind of ritual my roommates pulled off last night.

I was minding my business, scrolling in my room, when suddenly the

procession begins. The first one walks in like it’s nothing, goes ‘I won’t take long,’ does his

thing, and leaves as if he just clocked in and out. Five minutes later,

roommate #2 shows up. Didn’t knock. Didn’t hesitate. Just said,

‘Keep doing whatever you’re doing,’ and treated my room like a drive-thru for chaos.

Then the third one… oh my god. The third one brought reinforcements. And there I was,

still thinking it was a normal night, when suddenly my other roommate is standing in the