Rudolph's Rivalry

Sure, he can fly, but not without magic dust. Give me a

taste of that stuff and I'll leave him behind like a rusted statue with the

gust of wind as I pass on by. Oh, and he has

antlers, big whoop. They're not as big as Prancer's and they don't

help him when he's leashed to that sleigh. Anyway. He...

And that nose, huh. He looks like a clown, not a funny

one either. He's lit up like a beacon in a Stephen King sequel.

But me, I'm nearly perfect without even trying and I'm sitting right here.