Rules for the Abandoned Asylum Keeper

Congratulations, you have been assigned as the new keeper of a mental asylum abandoned for 10

years, sealed shut after the horrors of World War II. Your job is simple.

You are not here to ask questions. You are only here to follow the rules. Rule one: If the

main door of the asylum opens by itself, walk toward it and close it immediately.

Do not look up. You may see someone's feet standing still. No matter what, never look up,

because once you do, it knows you can see it. Rule two: If you

are watching TV and the screen suddenly goes completely black, leave everything.

Go straight to the vault inside your office and lock yourself in till morning.