Sacred Satire: A Divine Parody

Yo. God makes a world in six days, rests on seven.

Then drowns every puppy and kitten, sends a flood from heaven. But saves one

drunk old winemaker and his floating zoo. Noah's family repopulates earth,

cousin banging part two! Lot's wife turns to salt for a quick peek.

Same night, Lot's daughters get him blackout drunk and ride his ancient Greek.

Abraham almost barbecues his son because voices said do it. Then God's like,

"J/K, bro. Just testing. Your blind obedience fluid."

Holy, holy, retarded story. Talking snake, talking bush,