Santa: Master of Physics and Time Travel

Santa moves faster than light to hit every house on Christmas Eve. That means he experiences

time dilation. While seconds pass for him, hours tick by for us.

He's basically a time traveler with a sleigh. The North Pole runs on quantum physics,

not magic. His workshop exists in a pocket dimension where toy production defies thermodynamics.

Those elves aren't just skilled craftsmen, they're engineers manipulating spacetime. Rudolph's nose isn't

glowing, it's generating enough energy to power warp speed. Santa isn't breaking

physics, he's mastered it. Every Christmas proves we're living in a universe where

the impossible happens annually and nobody questions it.