Santa's Diet Dilemma

Reindeer clacking on the roof. Santa sliding down the chimney. Sets his sack

down on the floor and reaches for the goodies that he sees.

And he gets a call from Mrs. Claus, says,

"Listen to your doctor, remember what she said. I'm only reminding

you because you know the kiddies love you and you're no good to them,

dad." So, no milk and cookies, no candy canes.

Gotta cut the carbs 'cause of all the weight you gained. No milk and

cookies, no sneaking around. Not another snack till you lose 50 pounds.