Santa’s North Pole Operation

They're all waiting to take pictures with Santa. It's about the same sorta crowd control

they had when they evacuated Saigon. Let's be honest, he breeds little sentient people

for manual labor. Bit of an ethical gray area. You couldn't run that op

in North America. I, I, I'd say his workshop qualifies as offshore,

but I'm not really sure if frozen ocean counts as a shore, so... You know,

he does what he does. I mean, it's the freaking North Pole,

I don't even think he has to follow maritime law. You know, he's bringing the

magic. He's, he- he's, he's bringing it to market.