Sara’s Breakfast and Lunch Reveal

Sara was on chef duty today, so let’s do a full reveal. Breakfast first—she

rolled me up this little breakfast burrito like it owed her money. Threw some hot sauce

on it, obviously. That thing didn’t stand a chance. I tucked it into

the fridge and told it, “I’ll be back for you.” Fast-forward about

three and a half hours… lunch o’clock. Now listen, I don’t remember the official name

of this popcorn, but it’s that healthy kind—no guilt, no flavor crimes. You know the one

from Costco. Elite tier. Then we’ve got the classics: just cheese and meat.

Nothing fancy, nothing fake. Two cubes of cheese per slice of meat to start—because