Saturn's Scream: A Cosmic Lament

“You ever heard a planet scream? Saturn does. And NASA recorded it.

Spoiler — it’s not the kind of lullaby you play to fall asleep.” “When NASA’s Voyager

spacecraft passed by Saturn in 1980, it picked up radio waves. When scientists

translated them into audio — it didn’t sound like data. It sounded like

something alive. Moaning. Wailing. Like a thousand voices trapped in

the rings, begging to be heard.” “One guy said, ‘It’s probably plasma waves.’ Yeah,

and my fridge hums too, but it doesn’t sound like the souls of the damned.”

“Some say it’s just cosmic energy. Others think Saturn is… communicating. After all,