School Bathroom Horror Story

Is taking a shit at school basically a horror game? Like, I'm just trying

to take a quiet, respectful shit, and suddenly the door flies open like it's an FBI

raid. I go full silent, not even a breath. Then I hear, Are you pooping?

Brother, let me shit in peace. I didn't ask for an audience. And then they start

throwing shit over the stall. Pencils. A deodorant stick. Someone eating a

fucking banana peel. Like bro, what are you? Mario Kart? I'm sitting there,

cheeks spread, heart racing, trying not to breathe too loud like it'll reveal my location.

And then some dude says, IO, I see your shoes. Now I gotta switch