Shopping Fail with My Ex

I sent my ex to the shop once.. Never agian I sent my ex to the shop once...

safe to say never again 😏 Told my ex to grab a few simple things from the shop,

as anyone would. all I wanted was bread, milk, and the pink chocolate

I love most. I eat it like 3 times a week so im thinking he knows by now....

think again Ten minutes later, he’s texting me like he’s lost in the wilderness ffs

He's like They’ve got brown bread and seeded… which one’s normal kind of brown is it and

is it The pink wrapper or pink chocolate. or was it pink wafer? He came back with brown buns,

batteries, a candle, and the wrong milk. said its not his job anymore