Shrek's Toothache Adventure

One fine swampy morning, Shrek woke up with a monstrous toothache. His molar felt like

it had been punched by a tiny ogre wearing steel-toed boots. He groaned, squirted some mud

in his mouth (“natural pain relief,” he mumbled), and trudged to the only dentist in

the land brave enough to take him: Tooth & Fang Dentistry. As Shrek waddled into the slimy-smelling

waiting room, who did he see flipping through a magazine upside down? None other than

SpongeBob SquarePants, with his square yellow face and suspiciously sparkly teeth.