Signmaking Shenanigans at Sea

Oh, gather round me hearties. Let me tell ye of a

plight. We printed out a sign today, it looked almost right.

But someone squinted sideways, said the colors sorta lied. So back into

the printer went, that signed by candlelight. Heave ho, sign so nice

we made it twice. We cursed and fussed but it looked real nice.

Trim the edges, straighten lines, by Neptune's beard, we remake signs. Heave ho,

sign so fine we made them twice. Perfection comes at a sailor's price.

Ah. We laminated once, but it bubbled like the sea.