Sippy Cup Sniper at the Grocery Store

My one year old knocked out a grown man at the grocery store and I've never been more terrified.

This dude kept getting too close, ignoring my back up signals. My daughter was

in the cart seat when she just launched her sippy cup straight at his face. Direct hit to the

nose. Blood everywhere. He stumbled back into a display of cans.

Security came running. I'm apologizing but also dying inside because this man got destroyed by

a baby. The manager reviewed the footage and said my daughter had perfect aim.

Like calculated the trajectory. She just sat there clapping while he held tissues to

his face. His girlfriend was mortified. I offered to pay for damages but