Sleepless in Chaos

Hello from the sixth floor. You're loud ass chaos I can't take

no more. So could you shut the fuck up? I implore.

It's 2am, I wanna snore. I'm trying to sleep, but you're a

full on war. And down the hall the sock thief creeps. He steals just

one while you're asleep. You'll wake up missing half your pair.

Your fave blue sock just vanished in thin air. Don't order packages, he strikes fast.

Your shampoos vanish. Nothing lasts. Don't leave your shoes outside the room.

They'll disappear like they were vacuumed. All the crazies moved away. Now loud ass