Spin the Globe, Take It All

The Venezuela pilot was exquisite. A masterpiece. But why stop at oil?

That's so 20th century. I'm looking at the map. And I see

a buffet. Maestro, a chaotic beat. If you please. We're running out

of scapegoats inside the fence. Honestly, it's a supply chain issue.

I deported them all. The buses are empty. It's a ghost

town. So look at the map. Somalia. I heard they

have pirates. I like their business model, but mine wear suits and mine

have better lawyers. Send the fleet. Tell them we're commandeering the- Wait! Do they have