Spooderman: The Unheroic Hero

Spooderman, Spooderman. Fails at every single plan. Trips on curbs,

eats soul fries, webs his mouth and starts to cry. Look out!

Here comes the Spooderman. . Is he strong? No,

he's weak. Sweats through spandex twice a week. Can he swing from a thread?

Only if it's made of bread. Hey there! That's our Spooderman. In the night,

he's half asleep, dreams of burgers piled up deep. Crime goes on, he don't care,

he's stuck in his folding chair. . Spooderman, Spooderman,

worst excuse for a Superman. Greasy hands, useless fight, he's a meme,