Sports With Zero Aura

Listen up. Golf has zero aura. You're out there in khakis and a polo shirt,

riding a cart, hitting a ball with a stick. No sweat, no contact,

just vibes and silence. Then there's curling. You're literally sweeping ice with a broom while sliding

rocks. It's like cleaning your kitchen but competitive. And don't even get

me started on race walking. It's the sport that literally punishes you for going too

fast. You're speed walking like you're late to catch a bus but can't run because

your mom's watching. These sports might require skill, but let's be honest, they're not exactly

giving main character energy. Respect to the athletes, but the aura meter is on empty.