Stay Low, Survive the Shake

Aight listen up my slime, lock in. Imagine you’re doing a “what is this

diddy blud doing” test, tryna activate like TWO braincells, when suddenly the

GROUND starts doing the TikTok hips movement challenge. Whole place wobbling like it’s trying

to get sturdy. Your skull? Overheating like a PS4 in July. You start crashing

out, running 67 speed IRL, diving into your mum’s VroomVroom

like it’s a Fortnite Whiplash, thinking you’re escaping the update patch.

WRONG. That’s how you get folded like a Primark hoodie and hit 0 HP.

Instead, don’t be a Gerbert-coded bozo. Hit the “thank you thank you” and get