Steering the Ship for Shade

What is the laziest thing you've ever done? Late to the party but this one is

too good to pass up: I was once on a US military ship, having breakfast

in the wardroom (officers lounge) when the Operations Officer (OPS) walks in.

This guy was the definition of NOT a morning person; he's still half asleep,

bleary eyed... basically a zombie with a bagel. He sits down across from me to eat his

bagel and is just barely conscious. My back is to the outboard side of the ship,

and the morning sun is blazing in one of the portholes putting a big bright-ass circle of light

right on his barely conscious face. He's squinting and chewing and basically just remembering