Steve and the Quantum Cheese Toaster

Once upon a time, in the soggy town of Crumpetville, a sentient slice of bread named Steve

discovered he could talk… only in very specific raps about quantum cheese. “Yo,

yo, yo, mozzarella in the pan, entangle it with

cheddar, yes I can!” he yelled at a confused goldfish wearing sunglasses. The goldfish nodded

solemnly, as if this made perfect sense. Meanwhile, Mayor Pancake—a

literal pancake with a monocle and a suspiciously large mustache—declared war on all socks

that didn’t match. “No more striped foot prisons!” he shouted. Citizens immediately

began tap-dancing in protest while balancing bowls of spaghetti on their heads.