Stinky Midget Christmas Song

Snow on the driveway. Glitter on the floor. Red bow tie

and a candy cane, knockin' at your door. You hear the

lads all laughin', they've all had a few. They ordered one surprise guest,

now he's dancin' just for you. It's a Stinky Midget Christmas. Hey!

Shakin' in his little red boots, ringin' bells while he wiggles that suit.

It's a Stinky Midget Christmas. Ho, ho! If you want

that naughty gift unwrapped, just come to stinkymidget.com. Tinsel suspenders,

tiny Santa hat, he climbs up on the table, like "Where my reindeer at?"