Stop Feeding the Vampire

Name: TY. Look: Clean 2D vector. Simple face. Two dot eyes. One line mouth.

Outfit: Minimal black suit. Small “95” pin on the chest. Prop: A rubber stamp

that says “PAID”. A wristwatch (signals speed). Personality: Calm. Dry.

Polite. Brutal honesty. Never raises voice. Catchline: “Keep 95%.

Move on.”​ 60-second script (9:16) I made money. Finally.

Congratulations. <break time="1.0s" /> Now I take my little cut. That is not a cut. That is an organ

donation. Great. Now I wait. It says “processing”. So.

I guess I will age here. You look exhausted. Financially. It keeps feeding