Strategic Crush Operation

I once staged my entire apartment just to make a guy fall for me. And yes… it worked

way too well. He was my best friend’s older brother — the hot, older,

couldn’t-care-less guy down the hall. I was the braces-wearing, giggly little sister’s friend.

Zero chance. Years later, we meet again… both older. No braces.

Still obsessed. So I invite him over — and pull off the most strategic crush operation

ever. I “casually” leave his favorite football team’s shirt on a chair…

His favorite band’s CD on my nightstand… His favorite drink waiting in the fridge like,

“Oh wow, what a coincidence.” Was I creepy? Maybe. Did it work?