Suing MrBeast for Emotional Damage

Bro, I told my lawyer I wanted to sue MrBeast and the man literally closed

his laptop mid-sentence. Like, I swear I heard the Windows shutdown sound.

I’m sitting there explaining how MrBeast “emotionally damaged me” by not appearing in my recommended

for a week, and my lawyer goes, “This is not a real problem.” Sir, YES IT IS.

My serotonin levels dropped. I needed closure! Next thing I know, he’s sliding me

a therapist’s business card like it’s a side quest. I walked out of that office like,

“Okay bet, I’ll represent MYSELF,” which is wild because I still don’t understand how parking tickets

work.