Super Massive Farts

It started with a rumble, a deep low growl. I thought it

was thunder or a stomping cow. But nope, it was my belly going pow,

pow, pow. Too much beans, too much cheese. Oh no,

here comes the breeze. Super massive farts, kaboom, ka-blam.

Blasting through the room like a runaway ram. Piff, boom,

toot, toot, toot. Everybody hold your nose and scoot,

scoot, scoot. At the school play it was quiet as a

mouse. Ha. Until my butt decided to rock the house.