Surviving the Quake: Stay Safe and Chill

POV: You're doomscrolling on TikTok or in a brainrot speedrun, vibing with zero rizz,

when suddenly the ground hits the gritty. That "nah, I'm good" energy?

Gone. You might be in a mid or gigaquake. No cap, don't fumble the

bag—lock in, get under something sturdy, and pray you don't see Mason 67 IRL.

Stay chill, but if you run into a room with brick and glass, that's straight

NPC behavior—those shards finna go flying. If the power gets ratio'd,

elevators are a hard L—touch grass and take the stairs. Only buildings built with Gen Alpha/Gen

Beta-level flex can tank the shake. You want base isolation and those bounce-back layers,