Talladega Legends: Drunk One and Drunk Two

Down at Talladega, where the engines all roar. Where beer can stack higher

than fans can keep score. Live drunk one and drunk two. That's John and

Larry. Two fine southern legends, both bold and both hairy.

They came for the racing, the speed and the sound. But mostly the

bourbon, the best to be found. They shouted, "Let's party

from dawn until dark." Then staggered the boulevard leaving their mark.

Now drunk one dear Johnny, he tried climbing in to the bed

of his truck, a true NASCAR sin. He slipped, he flipped,