Tame the Beast with Kraken Beardsmith

There once was a man with a sad, scraggly beard. A wild little

kraken that folk sort of feared. They'd glance and they'd whisper, "That beard's out

of line." But Kraken Beardsmith said, "This one's mine." Tame the beast!

Tame the beast! Harness that kraken and tighten the leash. Trim oil style,

now he's mighty and grand. A legendary beard by the kraken's own hand.

Tame the beast with Kraken Beardsmith! Tame the beast.