The Art of Movie Titles

You ever notice how movie titles just hit different when they're *just* a name?

Like "John Wick." No frills, no fancy subtitle, just *John Wick.* It's so confident,

like the movie knows you're gonna remember that name by the time the credits roll.

And you *do,* because by the end, "John Wick" isn't just a title—it's a threat.

Then you've got the ones that slap a colon in there like they're doing a scientific study:

"The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift." Like, okay, we get it,

you're branching out, but now we're nine movies deep and the titles are just

numbers with puns. "F9: The Fast Saga." What does that even mean? Are they fast?