The Art of Petty Grudges

Rule of the internet. You don’t beef with three names. 50 Cent, Kendrick Lamar,

and Eminem. One will strategize, one will lyrically dissect you, and one will haunt

your dreams in syllables. Today’s chaos is the 50 Cent lane. An interview clip asked what Diddy

might say if he saw the documentary. The energy of the answer was basically, “Yeah,

I’m a menace.” The man treats grudges like a subscription. Auto-renewal included. The timeline is

joking he’s been building a case file since the early 2000s. Longer than the

FBI, longer than your ex, longer than a group chat argument.

Netflix news made that joke explode. Because it feels like the final boss of petty finally